AN ETHIOPIAN DECAPLAGUE
(after Arthur Hugh Clough)
I'll send thee blood till the river stink:
Pray do, for the river's dry I think.
The frogs shall cling to the oven wall:
Better the frogs than nothing at all.
Lice shall flourish across the land:
Their weight will settle the choking sand.
Flies will come to corrupt thy wheat:
They're here already, it's us they eat.
Thy cattle will die from a vile murrain:
They died long ago with the herbs and grain.
I'll send thee boils to annoint thy face:
They'll perish for want of a parking space.
I'll send thee a hailstorm, thick and fast:
We'll thank Thee for it, and drink at last.
I'll send thee locusts to cover the trees:
Their wings will give us a welcome breeze.
Three days of darkness shall hide the land:
Eternal darkness is close at hand.
I'll kill thy firstborn at evenfall:
So Thou can'st be merciful after all.
The sum of all is, grieve no more:
Conspicimus non quis sed quid.
We'll strive to ease your suffering, for,
If God didn't screw you - someone did!
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