Gather ye condoms while ye may,

Else Time may send you flying:

And never let your lovers say

You died for want of trying.

To fire the blunderbus of youth

Young men are ever willing,

And with its grape too oft in truth

Their targets are a-filling.

Hide not your weapon on the shelf,

But in the safe position

First set the catch, and to yourself

Reserve its ammunition.

Then use a condom every time,

For AIDS is naught but folly:

And if you catch it in your prime,

You'll never more be jolly.

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